(via reshipped)
My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
(via unclefather)
talking to my infant son like im a youtuber
Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food
(via pikamans)
i hate when someone tells me i shouldn’t be tired bc i slept enough like sweetie i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired
(via guy)
ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody
(via may)
My therapist: we need to talk about your childhood
My brain:
(via may)
(via guy)
god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances
ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad
(via conformingscooter)
worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me
I’m everyone
(via heart)
(Source: weheartit.com, via overfierce)
(via only1600kids)
(via may)